FIND BIG FOOT. WIN
$1,000,000
The forested canyons and
rugged highlands of Arizona's Mogollon Rim have long been rumored to
be a haven for the mysterious human-ape creature known as Bigfoot.
While out hiking, you may have even stumbled upon an unusual
footprint, scat pile or bone and wondered---could it be? Now your
incidental ape finds could turn into a cash cow; so dust off your cameras
and scientific field testing equipment and get in the game for a chance at a $1,000,000 reward. Olympia beer, in patnership with The Falcon
Project, are offering cash money to anyone who finds "irrefutable
evidence" of Bigfoot. This evidence might include DNA (think, poop), skeletal remains and---of course---safe, live capture of the
beast. Videos and photos will be considered as supporting evidence
only and must be backed up by physical proof. A panel of experts will
examine submissions for authenticity. Participants who harm Bigfoot
or any other species will be disqualified, publically shamed and
refered to law enforcement. This is not a hunting contest. Check out
the web site below for full details, sighting reports and to
participate in an online community of Bigfoot africinados.
Disclaimer: no beer or cash was provided in exchange for this blog
post. Nor was I under the influence when writing it.

